I like dark beer, and I like cheap beer, but I dont like anything in between.
dang the neighbor girl came over because she saw us playing, and she has the most beautiful husky. Man what a good dog she has. What a great neighbor dog. I hope we become friends so I can walk it.
I want a nap nap I want to take a nap nap I love my nap nap
brandnewswastikas: Impress your crush. Pay your bills on time.
Im just goofing around. i dont honestly think I have any skill but i still like to practice and make things because thats how youre supposed to get better i think and this is what happens when i goof around or try or whatever.
The cops just rang my doorbell. I just had a really weird conversation with the cops on my porch about some tall shady character with a shaved head who stole my bag of cans off my porch and freaked out my roommate or something crazy like that.
venusaurphobia asked: Jonson I have something to confess. I slept in your bed while you were seeing Flying Lotus because I was very drunk and was using your computer to check tumblr but then I just fell asleep. I'm sorry and I love you
venusaurphobia: If I regret anything most in this world it’s going easy on my friends in Super Smash Bros. so they’d keep playing with me because now they don’t think I’m as good as I am and are probably spreading the word to everyone in my city listen. its NOT like that.
Anonymous asked: google map streetview: atanzon castile-la mancha, spain.
jonsn: Ask me anything! But dont actually ask me anything. Only ask me things that dont make me think youre weird or annoying, only things that will intrigue me and open my mind to new ideas and views. I accidentally answered the one question I got privately. I fucked up. I only got one question. who cares.
Ask me anything! But dont actually ask me anything. Only ask me things that dont make me think youre weird or annoying, only things that will intrigue me and open my mind to new ideas and views.
Flying lotus puts on the coolest show.
I’m going to invent bug spray body wash and then I’ll be rich.
My wardrobe is slowly becoming just the color blue.
My new hobby is squirting hot glue all over bugs to try and make them look like that mosquito in Jurassic Park.
I think I’m the only guy at the bar who doesn’t know how to flirt with girls and I’m working in accepting that.
Isnt it stupid how you cant choose the people you develop feelings for?
cashcrab: (drunk girl w/ septum piercing voice) You should tell me a fucking ghost story. I fucking love ghost stories.
Today I got the Transverse Temporal Gyrus vinyl and it was a good choice.
aveytears: I got a video of Dan Deacon and Chester Gwazda grinding WHILE Snookered is playing WHILE there’s visuals of Mitt Romney coming out of Obama vice versa
Lot of people wearing fake cat ears on this train
Oh I go to bed alone. So lonely I just feel like I am in a cocoon.
Here’s a minute long live feed of teebs.
On the train with friends We are all very happy I love happy friends
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brandnewswastikas: The best way to make a guy fall in love with you is to compliment him. The best way to compliment him is to say, “My, what hairy muscles you have,” in your best little girl voice. You’re supposed to be pretending that you’re Little Red Riding Hood and that he is a wolf dressed as an elderly…
I got really high and then slept for 20 years and now all my friends calle ripped van winkle