February 2012
i got yelled at today for saying “pee pee” in front of customers.
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I want to let Marcelline turn me into a vampire so i can be with her forever.
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someday i want to showcase all my cool hats.
my wiener slipped out.
of the wonder bread.
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Anonymous asked: why was last night such a big night for you?
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jonsn:
No offense but, something offensive.
god bless the midwest.
This mi
Ght be the biggest night of my life.
One time I walked by a mirror and thought “damn that’s the best looking mirror I’ve ever seen.”
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Watchthis shits dank.
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I wish cans of chef boyardee would fallow me home from the store like in that one commercial.
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I cant believe they fucking shot bambis mom!
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this movies fucking cool.
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Its been so long since ive watched bambi that i forget how it ends.
Its time.
Dont judge me if i cry.
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i havent payed for a haircut in maybe three years. my only problem now is that no one i know cares enough to cut it anymore.
Anonymous asked: how's your quitting smoking thing going? i'm trying to quit too.
No offense but, something offensive.
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Anonymous asked: Pretty sure we'd be best friends if we were actual real life friends.
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my only hope is that y future wife will let my first born sons middle name be either jonson, or goku.
One time I dodged a blue shell.
rurrjurr:
do you think there is crossover fanfiction about franklin the turtle and little bear?
2 kool 4 krave
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“Be suspicious of all people in pants”
– Nina [Angel]o (via aveytears)
the first time josh and i hung out, he told me he was going to sponsor me for checking my facebook.
