wumbro: Does anyone else watch the trailer for the new Muppets movie and just cry because they are so happy?
crewnex: WHAT someone from knoxville is on my blog i’m so scared right now i’m feraking out what if it’s my friends what if it is omg everyone i know in real life that has a tumblr follows me. plus some that i dont even know, but are here somewhere.
im coming up to my 5000th post. i better make it big, amd it better get me at least 2 followers.
I just put so much popcorn chicken in the oven. I hope my eyes arent bigger than my stomach. But my stomach is so big. I got up at 5, and I havent eaten today. I need a girlfriend who provides lunch.
some of my friends.
i am the number one beastie boys fan.
mom and bff
Jonson: Mom, doesn't Taylor look hot right now
Me: I can't answer that question, it would be inappropriate
Taylor: So, I will infer from that answer that I look hot as hell. Thank you
Me: You're welcome.
my lifes goal is to befamous just for being me. kindof like a paris hilton kindof a thing but like 20 times more fun, and 3 times more badass.
It was sad to me that my mom had to ask me at 430 this morning if i was just getting home or just leaving. the sad part was that i was on my way to work.
i cant believe im letting panera bread take my Halloween away from me.
why are there so many cool girls from the internet. why are you all from the internet?
my first alarm will go off in 3 hours. (a single tear rolls town my cheek.)
tamechevyimpala: Is Chardee McDennis available at Toys R Us or in Amazon??
maxfuckingbemis started following you will you marry me?
Anonymous asked: I've seen you in real life, I think you're handsome
tamechevyimpala asked: you are getting 8% of my love
im smoking my last cigarette and im crying.
montysnrub: I can’t imagine how anyone could be in love and not want to put their mouth on their boyfriend or girlfriend’s genitals That’s not real love
boatbros: In exactly five days, I can play Christmas music for two months straight and no one can make fun of me. uhhh… i like to take my holidays one at a time… im not even thinking about christmas music until thanksgiving day…