April 2011
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BOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
March 2011
Best of Patrick Star!
THIS POST IS LIFE.
I am both too sad and lonely to sleep right now.
And I wont be better until I see these two faces again.
God I need you.
I do this. →
I never knew there was a word for it. or that it was so rare.
teedejonge asked: When we fight eachother, can we use hulk-hands?
Anonymous asked: i think. you are. the best.
olivicat asked: tell me a secret~
ask me secrets.
im in the mood to shmooze.
things girls shouldn't EVER do to guys. →
krystameth:
venusaurphobia:
1. Be sassy. If there’s one thing a guy doesn’t like it’s a girl who thinks she’s funny.
2. Talk to other guys. If you’re talking to another boy we assume your mouth is going to find its way to his dick so don’t do that.
3. Cheat in board games.
4. Lie about anything you fucking bitch.
5. Say things that aren’t true.
6. Mislead him with your words in an...
I dropped a film off at target today.
and tomorrow, when i go to pick up my developed pictures, those asses better not have ruined it again.
If none of them turn out, im gonna sue target for erasing my memories.
“its kind of like having your phone on silent waiting for a text, you gotta keep...”
– Jonsn (RE: checking your ask box)
shylabeef asked: How's it feel to be fucked so gently in the ask box?
shylabeef asked: The fuck is IRL? I don't even.
shylabeef asked: does... you cat have swag?
So theres this game on the 3DS where you take pictures of faces and they attack you while destroying your room (viewed through the camera.) and im like… i got no friends, so i take pictures of them via facebook and im all “forever alone” and then it tells you to unlock more levels you have to show someone else how to play. but i dont have someone else, so i show myself to play.
...
shaneweebs asked: you were in my dream last night. we were sitting around a bonfire, you know, reminiscing and all that jazz. we also smoked a whole pack of cigarettes together in like less than an hour. this needs to happen irl, ya dig?
Today.
I am following my cat around recording his meows so i can auto tune it. its been like 45 minutes and i only got 15 seconds of meows.
amandavanvels asked: when do you come back? i need to use your face.
